- don’t forget about Plank!
Plank is safe, a little sad but the good news is he escaped maru’s pee spree. i’ll list him in the testament but only if he agrees. i’ll also leave you the keys
- what can i do to put you in a good mood?
get on a frickin plane and bring ice-cream. and grow your hair or i will leave you out of my testament. how would you like to not have my drumsticks all covered in teenage angst writing huh? HOW WOULD YOU?
I still laugh at this every single time I see it.
occupation: the family disappointment
"write two paragraphs describing yourself"
- looks almost radioactive
you have lost your privileges of eating in my house. you’ll only be allowed to look at pictures and maybe salivate, if i’m in a good mood
The effects of war.
Safe to say I almost cried.